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n-am chef sa debitez nimic. O sa va uimesc cu alte minunate cautari pe gugal dupa care blogul meu a fost gasit. Search-urile normale nu vi le zic, ca alea nu-s fun.

reteta chec vulgara cu pula – m-am uitat 5 minute la chestia asta incercand sa inteleg rationamentul din spate. Mi-a dat cu virgula. Inca imi da cu virgula. Cred ca o sa-mi dea si data viitoare cand o sa ma mai uit…

poze curulet- unii oameni se rusineaza sa vorbeasca “trivial” pana si pe net. De admirat, gen…

zice exceptiul- target intelectual. Wow. Pe cat puneti pariu ca de fapt nu-i asa?…

porno hub tati cu bunice- nush de ce vreun tata ar vrea o combinatie incestuoasa cu maica-sa sau cu soacra-sa.  Unele lucruri ma depasesc pana si pe mine, as sick and twisted as I may seem.

porno frumusete secsi – carne lapte branza oua… da, frate.

mi se inroseste nasul simt o caldura- imi vin atatea variante in minte sa continui aceasta mirifica scriitura….

nu e sigur daca vrea sa fie cu mine – asta a intrat la categoria Search<Google< I feel lucky??

cum controlez chi – nezii?? cu o bomba, si-asa ca-s multi ai dracului si m-au mai si hartuit anul trecut in haita

muitza – asta cred ca e ala cu “poze curulet” de mai sus.

sa nu se faca curatenie in casa – da, frate.

am nevoie de o femeie care sa ma lase fa – nu era o virgula inainte de fa?

pipite care se fut – si eu care credeam ca exista si pipite care citesc Schopenhauer, beau ceai cu lapte si depun juramant de castitate…

cum iti dai seama ca un om e nebun – daca deja intrebi asta pe gugal…where…there’s your sign ;)

de ce imi fug icoanele pe monitor- so… this is an ink spot… tell me, what zu iu si?…

tube sex cu papusi gonflabile – nu-i de ajuns sa ai o papusa gonflabila. acu tre sa fie si pe net.

gonflabil sex tube – q.e.d.

margareto intoarce-te – in aceasta nota si fie si piesa de azi ;)

Celor care se asteapta sa fiu in toate facultatile mintale azi le urez sa se intoarca maine. Poate, cine stie, cu putin noroc…

Viorica Rudareasca & Taraf de Haidouks – Dumbala Dumbala

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Fuckin’ monday

Prea multe tigari

prea multi nervi

prea multa cola

prea putin din toate cate se cer

muzica data la maxim

ce-ti omoara demonii iti mai da o zi in plus

si ce frumos stiam sa fug, cu cata gratie, cu cata agilitate..

I hate Monday…

Snow Patrol – Open your eyes

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Autumn story

Cand ploua, printesele se ascund. Isi ascund magia departe de lume. Isi lasa deoparte rochiile de bal, coroanele de aur si o zana buna care sa le preamareasca destinul fericit.

Ele nu mai cred in Feti-Frumosi. I-au lasat in poveste, cu calul lor alb cu tot. S-au saturat de dorinta lor obsesiva sa se bata cu toti zmeii, sa cucereasca toate taramurile, sa-si demonstreze pentru  a mia oara barbatia. Le-au dat jos straiele de aur si au descoperit niste barbati obisnuiti, cu orgolii si frustrari si capacitatea de a gresi.

Iar ele s-au saturat de rochiile alea imense si incomode, de obligatii, de traditie, de obiceiuri bune si obedienta.

S-au dus sa munceasca.

Fumeaza.

Poarta pijamale.

Stau in pat, cu laptopul in brate, fumeaza, injura si scriu pe blog.

Morcheeba – Enjoy the ride

” With the moonlight to guide you

Feel the joy of being alive

The day that you stop running

Is the day that you arrive

And the night that you got locked in

Was the time to decide

Stop chasing shadows

Just enjoy the ride”

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Poker life

I keep wondering what changed me. What moved me. What turned me around.

It’s still my own battle with myself.

Still here. Wonder for how long, this time…

Amy Winehouse – Love is a losing game

“Played out by the band

Love is a losing hand

More than I could stand

Love is a losing hand

Self professed… profound

Till the chips were down

…know you’re a gambling man

Love is a losing hand…”

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Late

Somehow, it’s like a song that nobody hears. Maybe it doesn’t matter. Or maybe it’s just different…

Keeps playing in my ear, hopefully I’ll eventually believe it.

Alicia Keys – A woman’s worth

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Un alt scenariu de zi cu zi. Peisajul se schimba, desi elementele sunt aceleasi..

Te uiti in oglina. Tii capul sus, caci asta esti. Privirea se intuneca. Caci asta esti…

Blandetea aia din privire apare rar. De ocazie, asa. Lasi pe fiecare sa vada in tine exact ce vrea. Nu-ti pasa. Confirmarile sunt efemere si overrated. Cei care conteaza n-au nevoie nici macar de o grimasa pe fata ta ca sa stie ceva. Nici de o alta privire. Nici de un alt zambet. Nici tu n-ai nevoie, for that matter.

Putine lucruri te mai misca. Prea rar te mai impresioneaza. Putine mai dor…

Cateva cicatrici doar. On the inside, so you can always remember…

2Pac – letter to my unborn child

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True nature

All in the blood. All in the veins. All in the head. The heart obeys.

Think it. Know it. So simple.

The Prodigy – Voodoo people

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Another day, another buck

O alta prima tigara. O alta cafea care sa mi-o dea la ficat, in dulcele stil clasic.

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Mosulica, vanzatorul din piata de la mine, nu ma mai vrea, finally. Dupa indelungi priviri  languroase, comentarii porcoase, si, acum cateva luni, o mana pe fund soldata cu un sut in cojones, azi a tacut. Nici nu s-a mai uitat lung. Nici n-a mai cantat dupa mine. Se intampla ceva ciudat cu lumea :) )

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Ultimele doua saptamani in casa cu loc la geam.  Ma asteapta geamuri mai mari. O priveliste noua. Nu mi-am gasit inca locul. Oare o sa mi-l gasesc doar daca voi avea vreodata casa de pe lac, cu mansarda si veranda?…

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Cineva a plecat. Cineva a (re)venit. I missed being Tushy.

Click. Forward. Repeat, please!

Etta James – A sunday kind of love

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For someone special.

Fighting is something they try to teach us every step of the way.

Fighting is something only the strong ones can do, no matter what.

God gives us only as much as we can carry.

The strong ones have harder moments, unlike the weak ones, only because they can make it.

Growing up doesn’t mean loosing something. It means keeping everything from the past, but gaining something new.

We are the legacy of our parents, and if we improve their gift, than all of our struggles are worthy.

We don’t fear people, situations or different times. We fear us. We have the power to decide our own road, our own faith, to improve the God given way.

And in order to be strong, be have to sometimes be weak. To sometimes fear. To sometimes run, in order to come back. In order to appreciate what we already have, the beautiful things.In order to make it right.

We are what we are.

The good, the bad, the brave, the coward, the beautiful, the ugly, the honest, the liar.

The unworthy, the righteous, the wise, the impulsive. Everything. Everything we do, everything we feel represents us.

Our inner demons can always be gone. Can always be forgotten. Can always be turned into angels.

Choose your way. Your road. Your story.Yourself.

Aunty.

Ky-Mani Marley – Warriors.

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Ordnung

Peste o ora va fi luni. O noua saptamana. Decizii mari de luat. Altele deja luate. Putina “curatenie” de toamna.

Happy mood though.

Mims feat. Ky-Mani Marley  – One day

“After years of battle, after years of war
It’s still hard to see, what we’re fighting for
I can see your troubles, I can feel your pain
But from all this fighting, tell me where’s the change

There gon be love again
There gon be love again
There gon be love again
There gon be love again… One day

So…
One day, we will fly
Things and time will change… yah
Don’t cry, don’t cry… yahh
Rain down on me
Rain down on me
Rain down on me love
Rain down on me
Rain down on me
Rain down on me love… yah

When the rain stops pooring
And the wet rug is dry
All that’s left is struggle, is just you and I
So If you pray for me then I’ll pray for you
And we will come together, all it takes is two

There gon be love again
There gon be love again
There gon be love again
There gon be love again… One day

So…
One day, we will fly
Things and time will change… yah
Don’t cry, don’t cry… yahh
Rain down on me
Rain down on me
Rain down on me love
Rain down on me
Rain down on me
Rain down on me love… yah”

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